Shorts?
“They were sold to me as a scanty pant.”
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You guys gotta find a different store to buy clothes at.
“Dude, Ernie’s the best. He gave me these! Free!”
Uh-huh. Check the crotch.
CROTCHCROTCHCROTCH
“There’s a hidden camera in here.”
He is not called Creepy Ernie ironically.
“There’s another in in the back.”
Ernie’s into buttholes.
I don’t feel right
Did you ated the purpleberries?
There is a professional boxer named Ernie Butts….