This is not a fib, Enthusiasts: I now speak the whole truth, though it saddens and shames me.
If you don’t have a bottle-opener and have to McGyver your way into your Orange Crush, there is no need to even look at a hammer.
Christ, I wish I were lying about this.
That’s a serious Orange Crush jones.
Dude, Orange Crush in a glass bottle is a treat with few rivals.
I’m a Coca-Cola guy but I understand perfectly: 16oz glass bottle, cane sugar, from the Mexican food truck if at all possible. Not the Brooklyn Bridge Park food trucks (OMG WE PUT WASABI ON A HOT DOG ‘CAUSE HIPSTERS) but the ones that serve construction sites where you get five pounds of carne asada in a tortilla for $4.
Only to be out-done by The Mighty Orange Crush Float, with really good French Vanilla ice cream.