Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Hand Sam His Old Guitar

Seriously, why did Sammy not get a guitar? Fire on the Mountain has two chords in it. There’s not even a bridge with a bonus third chord. There’s a B, and there’s an A. That’s it. I Can’t Drive 55? SEVEN CHORDS! Sammy could’ve handled FOTM. Shit, you don’t even have to turn him up in the house. Just give him something to hold on to, for fuck’s sake.

2 Comments

  1. mulebyrd

    watched this video and it was good. always liked Sammy and my first thought was where’s his guitar. then im pretty sure he takes out his phone and i think rock stars … they are people tooooooooo!!!!

  2. ChadB

    Mayer should stand up straight. He’s gonna have shoulder trouble because of that bad posture. Or get Bobby a box to stand on.

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