Hat’s All, Folks

You weren’t really a hat guy.

“Well, look at my hair, man. I get hat head and it takes a week’s worth of showers to get it back to presentable.”

What do you want for your birthday?

“Depends on which year’s model you’re talking to, right?”

Sure. Your third act was shaky.

“Hey, man: they’re rebooting everything else. Maybe I get another try.”

Hope so.

“They better not make Hologram Me, though.”

I’ve been telling people. So far, they’ve listened.

“Keep it up. I authorize sabotage in my name.”

Noted.