
HOMEWORK, Enthusiasts!
Check out the Ronnie James Dio auction here and riddle me this: What is the Most Metal entry? Post ’em in the Comment Section. And if you’re wondering “How metal could an auction possibly be?” well, here’s the first and second pages of the catalogue:

Let’s see Sotheby’s beat that.
the weapons.
Come on. That dragon skull, obviously
The Animatronic Knight is pretty metal
so much awesome dio-ness!
i want the marshall amp heads
and the crossbow
and the signed pete rose baseball
Signed Sabbath Program,
“To Mom and Dad,
You made it all possible,
I love you both Dearly,
Ronnie”
Because nothing is more metal than Loving your parents.
https://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2018/ronnie-dio/Ronnie-Dio-Flipping-Book/56/
The jeans with the moon and stars applique
Dudes.
Bros.
Dude Bros . . . .
It’s Dio’s. Fucking. Mellotron!!!
Second place . . . The DIO WAY street sign from his hometown, Cortland Fucking New York.
[Devil horn hands in the air, wave ’em like you just don’t care . . .]
you don’t see a lot of Reclining Garden Gnomes.
Item #145. That vest probably has a old pack of rolling papers still in it. God, the swords, they are made of METAL!