Good Lord, is that a banjo?
“Only aesthetically. Strung like a decent guitar.”
Happy to hear that.
“One shouldn’t truck with alternate tunings. That’s in the Bible. Or the Constitution. It’s written on parchment, I know that.”
You doing some socially-distant jamming?
“Oh, yeah. Found this site called Chat Roulette. The first couple dozen people I got connected to were hassling themselves, but then I found a guy with a guitar.”
Cool.
“Can’t do that on the bus, y’know.”
What?
“Intensely directed self-interest. Can’t take a #2, and y’can’t battle your bulge. Those are the rules of the bus.”
You really miss the road, don’t you?
“Like Napoleon missed Josephine.”
Sorry, Bobby.
Bobby’s having an online lesson, trying to figure out the chord changes to Weather Report Suite. He’s going to be there for a while, but i digress….