Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Honestly? I have no idea whatsoever.”
It looks like a ritual of some sort.
“Well, anything’s a ritual if the garb is native enough. You, uh, wear those hats to the supermarket, and you got yourself a ritual.”
Sure. Are you polishing off a mini-bottle of Dewar’s?
“No, no. They didn’t have an extra conch shell, so I’m blowing a duck call.”
Cool. What are you wearing under that kilt?
“Just my downstairs beard.”
As is tradition.
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