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“What now, Bob?”

“Good question, Troy. The, uh, tour’s over. Got a gig or two. Should probably start on that TV show they paid me to do a year-and-a-half ago.”

“Sounds fun.”

“Then, you know: huh. Lot of possibilities. Garcia’s briefcase is missing. I got a Victory Lap to do. Josh and Katy are due to get into some shenanigans any minute. Storyline after storyline.”

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“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Troy, are you familiar with the concept of semi-fic–”

“TREYYYYY! TREYTREYTREYTREY! TREY! Trey?”

“What is it, Page?”

“My dad’s here.”

“Oh, no.”

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“I disapprove of all of this.”

“Goddammit.”

“Oh, here’s a storyline, Troy. They just pop us like this.”

“Bob, why is everything always so fucking weird around you?”

“Excellent question.”