Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I Can Tell The Queen Of California By The Way She Shines

Bobby takes the solo!

Sammy doesn’t know the words!

Josh plays a teeny-weeny guitar that assuredly costs two grand!

The band almost, but not quite, gets the hang of an >!

Thousands of dudes named Chad and chicks named Bethany ask each other “Are those John’s gay dads?”

 

11 Comments

  1. ChadB

    Wait a minute…

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      I apologize for what the internet has done to your fine name. It was out of my hands.

  2. ChadB

    For the record, my middle name is Jerome, after my Pop.

    • mikemj

      My son’s middle name is Jerome as well. My wife wouldn’t go for it for a first name.

  3. Larry rader

    For sure Sammy tries less than anyone ever to hide the fact that he’s reading a prompter. On the other hand, they’re playing the song at a tempo that suggests that nobody is on the verge of being comatose. They should have played Sammy Hagar Weekend by the great Thelonious Monster. “We’re gonna drink some beer, smoke some pot, snort some coke and drive over 55.”

  4. dawn

    is thelonius monster related to natasha monster?

    • Luther Von Baconson

      Always a Dead Connection

  5. JES

    Sammy’s Joe Cocker-lite hand dance moves are adorable too. WOO!

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      He’s never quiiiiiite known what to do with himself when he doesn’t have his guitar.

  6. Clucker

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months. My favorite moment (and good lord is it hard to pick one thing), is that Sammy seems to laugh when he reads the line “you say it’s a living, we all gotta eat” as if he’s never heard the joke before (he’s been friends with Bob for years, certainly he’s heard Fire before, no?) and as if he understands how perfectly it applies to everything in this video on 5 different levels.

  7. Luther Von Baconson

    Sammy’s looking like Vito Paulekas from Mondo Hollywood and here 1:42
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRThY1mpSo

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