“NOOOOOOOOOO!”
Really?
“FATHER, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?”
Over-dramatic at best.
“I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!”
That has nothing to do with anything.
“I just like that movie so much. Flawed, but illuminating.”
Why are you screaming to the heavens?
“I’m just so upset!”
About what?
“About what!? The criminality! The besmirchment of the Chimenti name! The fucking marihuana, man. It was all you could talk about yesterday.”
…
Yesterday.
“Fuck you, jack.”
Oh, go shoot up your pot.
I feel like I injected 9 marijuanaz and I’m surprised I was even able to read this but yeah hi Dad
Jerry never got in trouble while Leon was at the wheel of his party van
https://web.archive.org/web/20010411003854/http://www.thegratefulvan.com/graphics/links/links_r1_c1.jpg
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Bionic b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLa83lqBKKU