Fifty fucking years, man. They’ve been around for fifty fucking years. My auto-correct won’t even allow me to type the word “Greatful,” mostly because it’s not a fucking word.
It’s like the Dead’s bush leagueosity rubs off on whoever’s in the area.
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Or maybe Bobby was in a second band with almost but not precisely the same name as his first band. Wait, is the Greatful Dead a tribute band? Has Bobby been in his own tribute band this entire time?
This is a very profound statement. Almost every famous active classic rock musician is in his own tribute band, whether they use the original name or not.
Maybe not Dylan, but otherwise…
How is the work coming on the Master List of Dead Opening Acts?
Well, it’s glacial, but thanks to Global Warming that’s not as slow as it used to be