Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I May Not Agree With What You Say, But I Will Defend To The Death Your Right To Say It*

*Unless:

  • You’re wrong.
  • I don’t like you.
  • Your friends are suspect.
  • Even the slightest whiff of Nazi.
  • What you’re saying contains an elaborate exegesis on the difference between a “pedophile” and an “ephebophile.”
  • Yankee fan.
  • I’m tired.
  • The thing you want to say is “9/28/75 is vastly overrated,” in which case I will immediately report you to the NKVD, stand outside your apartment, and laugh my ass off as they drag you and your family off to the gulag.
  • You’re talking about me.

4 Comments

  1. Badumbadum

    What if I prefer to use Commonwealth English spellings even though I’ve never been there? Would that colour your opinion?

    • Tor Haxson

      Oh FFS

      🙂

  2. dawn

    it would be a lot easier to refer to entries in a list if they were numbered, instead of bullet points. also, less like a power point slide. just saying.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    Take care of those split ends
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umrJbpJn5Bw

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