- Does not know the lyrics.
- Has not rehearsed.
- Been to Europe.
- Knows to run when Billy says “C’mere and lemme show ya something.”
- Lived with Frankie Weir for several years.
- Hippies lose their shit when he shows up.
- Feuding with Jill Lesh.
- Jams like his dick’s on fire.
CONCLUSION: Bandwidth Marsala is a Grateful Dead.
Do you know if he’s ever been dosed? ‘Cause if he hasn’t been dosed, he’s not a Grateful Dead.
…By “know” I mean “heard the usual scuttlebutt bullshit rumours to that effect.”
Not yet, but we can make him one – https://www.change.org/p/bob-weir-micky-heart-bill-kreutzman-oteil-burbridge-branford-marsalis-to-join-dead-company