The blimp floated in what was close enough to a circle. There was a loop going, if a poky one. The giant LED screen showed some bears, because that is the law; and they showed the Stealie with the 50 on it, because that is how branding works; and they ran lyrics from Dead songs.
There was the one above, from a song the Dead forgot to play that Trampoline would have utterly slaughtered, and also “Nothing left to do…” and prehaps some others. There were, of course, many other things considered to be broadcast.
Rejected Lines for the Blimp Display:
- “Bigger than a drive-in movie, oo-wee.”
- “We ball all night.”
- “Ice Cube’s a pimp.”
- “Picasso moon, fractal flame.”
- “This is the blimp pilot, and I’m drunk.”
- “I didn’t grow up wanting to fly a blimp.”
- “I wanted to fly jets like my brother Reagan.”
- “He was my hero.”
- “But I have the eyesight of a star-nosed mole.”
- “Look them up; they’re fascinating.”
- “So the best I could do was blimps.”
- “It’s still flying, right?”
- “Reagan didn’t think so.”
- “He called me the Blimp Wimp.”
- “That’s not right to do to a person.”
- “I’m a man.”
- “And I have a blimp.”
- “Watch me crash it into you.”
- “HEY, GET OFF ME.”
- “You can’t touch me, I’m the Blimp Captain.”
- “I AM IN COMMAND OF THIS BLIMP.”
- …
- “Yay, Grateful Dead.”
- “I need authorities to meet me at the Blimpport.”
Star-nosed moles are arguably more terrifying than turtle penises even though their name is really cute
“Look at me: I am a Grateful Dead now,” wrote that Benjy fucker, John Mayer, and Trumbull Armadillo as they hastily stole a blimp
??????¿¿!? No?
It’s fuckin 5:59 am enough is enough Maggie go back to sleep
“oh, the Hugh Manatee!”
That’s the kind of font someone would use to write something like “TOTD HAS A REALLY SMALL DICK” or something and fly it over a really prestigious event that ToTD would be attending I am not wrong so don’t even deny it
Somebody needs to take my internet privileges away from me NOW
BAND FRUM INNERTUBES
Don’t say that you didn’t laugh im hilarious and charming
IM BANNINATING UR FIELDS AND VILLAGES
What the fUck does that even MEAN IT’s NOT THE 1200s anYMORE MOVE ON
GET OFF MY INNERTUBES GO TO THE SODA SHOPPE AND WEAR POODLE SKIRTS
I don’t leave my room unless it’s futile to my existence
But I do keep my door open so you’re welcome to stop by and say hello for 2 seconds then leave me alone because this is a really important Ray Sipe video and I need to further my understanding of the complexity of Shrek in peace and quiet k thx god bless
STOP DANKING MEMES AND GO HANG OUT BY THE DAM WITH THE COOL KIDS
http://i.imgur.com/xyTx1vY.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/bnWmD60.png quickscoping ur mlg ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35k5Rq6eZzc
Black Sunday- watch it tonight on Netflix
If I can extrapolate from my experience, 65,000 people a night were trying their hardest to bring that movie up.
I made it three nights without mentioning it and was proud of myself.
I had to look it up like most things you people mention on here but I’d say that sounds like a fun time now doesn’t it kids
I read the book as a teenager- it was first time I’d ever encountered the word ‘nacelle’.