Jeff Chimenti: Superstar

August 5, 2015 / Thoughts On The Dead / 0 Comments

Yo, Jeff!

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“I have told you a number of times that I want no part of your little make-em-ups.”

Aw, c’mon, man. I’m a big fan.

“Well, thanks, but–”

Lookin’ forward to jammin’ with John? Will John be leading the band? Like, giving you cues? Will John Mayer be giving you cues, Jeff Chimenti, and how do you feel about that?

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Is that what you were hoping for when you took up the piano at the age of four? To be John Mayer’s backing ensemble?

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YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS, JEFF CHIMENTI, BUT obviously, you know: awesome fucking gig. Congratulations; your hair is a wonderland.

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“I don’t want to–

WHY WON’T YOU BE FUN?

“–be part of this.”

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12 Comments

maggiemay
August 5, 2015 at 9:36 pm

D A D D Y

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- maggiemay
  August 5, 2015 at 9:38 pm
  
  Shit, I forgot that “Daddy” is now super fucked up these days.
  
  Correction: D A D AS F U C K
  
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spencer
August 5, 2015 at 9:53 pm

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61IR41INuhL._SL1100_.jpg

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- Sir Luther Von Baconson
  August 6, 2015 at 5:53 pm
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRFQFFeMi4M
  
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  - spencer
    August 7, 2015 at 12:03 am
    
    Sweet
    
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Drew
August 5, 2015 at 10:22 pm

http://i.imgur.com/dHI66e2.gifv

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- maggiemay
  August 5, 2015 at 11:56 pm
  
  ERIC WAREHEIM
  
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Boogaloo
August 5, 2015 at 10:30 pm

That mustache needs to step out of the car for a sobriety test.

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TWC
August 5, 2015 at 10:57 pm

Jeff Chimenti is a hero: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/14/us-post-grateful-dead-player-idUSTRE81D21O20120214

And, apparently, a hell of a capitalist.

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- maggiemay
  August 5, 2015 at 11:54 pm
  
  MY DAD IS THE ULTIMATE HERO
  
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  - Boogaloo
    August 6, 2015 at 1:11 am
    
    Your dad traffics illegal drummer jelly
    
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  - maggiemay
    August 6, 2015 at 10:55 am
    
    Oh noes D:
    
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