Hey, Bobby. Drop something?
“Contact lens.”
Let it go, man. You don’t want that back.
“Vision’s all blurry. If I can’t see, I can’t play slide.”
…
Oh, noes.
“Ah, bite my chooch.”
No slide guitar? How terrible.
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hollow-body Gibson that Bobby likes to dig out. feedback ensues. Bobby screws with pedals & effects, points furiously to smirking Guitar Wrangler.