
Happy Father’s Day, Garcia.
“Shh.”
Sorry.
“Just got her to sleep.”
What’s the point of a baby sleeping if you can’t Instagram it?
“What?”
Nothing. That’s Heather, right?
“Yeah.”
Pretty name.
“Pretty girl. I like girls. Some guys wanna have boys, but I like girls.”
That is good to hear.
“Why?”

…
“Good God, what is that?”
Your family.
“Just one?”
Couple of ’em.
“I gotta get some gigs, man.”
Happy Father’s Day.
“Sure, yeah.”
The players curse .
I have a joke .
Where is a place you will never find TOTD or SWAGGIE MAGGIE ?
A Dead Co show .
How many trustfunders were at FTW in Chicago each night ?
About 70,634