Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Library Of Bobbel

It was a tragedy when Billy fed David Lemieux to those sea lions. (“As God is my witness, I thought he was Benjy,” Billy said later, and everyone accepted his excuse.) It was farce when he was replaced as archivist by Borges.

Overnight, The Vault expanded infinitely inward: each room was the shape of a Stealie, and was connected to three other similar rooms. They could not be called infinite, but only because the rules of infinity said so: for all intents and purposes, the Vault was now infinite.

The curved walls held ten rows of storage racks; there were forty shows on each row; each show was exactly one piece of information different than–

Are there another three paragraphs of this?

Four.

And it leads to a joke about how even with an infinite variety of Dead shows, there still weren’t any good Vince shows?

You suck.

9 Comments

  1. joni begonias

    ^^^ha ha we used to order those when we were kids and then cancel after we got our $1 worth of music

  2. SteveD

    There were no good Vince shows.

  3. Robin Russell

    I thought you had to have the initials DL to get the archivist job. Does Borges start with an L? Even if you count the Luis he doesn’t qualify.

    • cuznt

      Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges?
      Too many names even

  4. mrcompletely

    yeah but seriously everyone should read Borges

    • spencer

      Especially Lucrezia’s cocktail guide……..

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