“Pussy hat!”
Right.
“Gonna pick up some chicks with this, man. ‘Hey, I hate the patriarchy, too,’ And then I’ll stick it in ’em.”
Nice.
“Billy Kreutzmann has always been for equality.”
How so?
“Banged a lotta ugly broads.”
That’s not equality.
“Sure, it is. Everyone gets a shot at my boner, even if she’s weird-looking.”
You’re stretching the meanings of words.
“Sometimes I’d rather have a mutant, y’know? Foot-long neck, or a nose with only one nostril: something new and different. Mix it up.”
You confuse me.
“I was at that thing in Washington. Ladies Night?”
It was called the Women’s March, Billy.
“Same thing. Hoo-boy. Target-rich environment.”
You could not be missing the point any more if you tried.
“It was a great time, man! I carried a sign and everything.”
What did your sign say?
“I’m Billy Kreutzmann From The Grateful Dead And I Want Mouth Action.”
Dammit, Billy.
“They say protesting doesn’t work, but it does. I totally got mouth action.”
We’re done.
He didn’t.
He didn’t what?
Wear the hat. Oh, right. That’s Billy.
“They say protesting doesn’t work, but it does. I totally got mouth action.”
I almost woke my wife up over this bullshit.