“Did you see Dwayne Yokel’s hat?”
“Dwight Yoakum, Bobby. And, yes, I did see his hat.”
“Magnificent specimen. I tried to trade him my super-poncho for it, but he refused.”
“Super-poncho?”
“I don’t know if you’ve noticed the hood.”
…
“Oh. Wow.”
“This sucker’s the Swiss Army knife of ponchos. Multiple hidey-holes, some of which are air-tight. Special pocket for my dip. Ask me how many peoples’ stashes I’m holding right now.”
“How many?”
“Nine. There’s just so much storage space in here.”
“It sounds like a wonderful piece of clothing.”
“Super-poncho’s not just clothes.”
“No?”
“WiFi.”
“That thing has WiFi?”
“It’s connected to the Internet of Ponchos.”
“Dwight really should’ve made that trade.”
“I pressed him on it.”
Ummmmm . . . . Maybe Bobby should be just a LITTLE less obvious when staring at Margo Price’s spangly boobs? Maybe?
“Musicians wearing Ponchos? Doesn’t seem right man”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QEo6UnI64M