“Get away from the microphone. This is why you never had one.”
“I never had a mic because I can’t sing.”
“Phil can’t sing; he had a mic. You didn’t have a mic because you say fucked-up things into them. Like, invariably. Please just let’s get through this with our dignity.”
“Why should we start now?”
“Go sit down and don’t take your dick out.”
“No promises.”
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