SO not cool. It is wrong to do this, and it will be wrong to do this for the entire summer and send me the pictures so I can make fun of Bobby’s nipples. WRONG.

Wink.

Did you just write “wink?”

I wasn’t sure my sarcasm was translating.

It is indeed getting tougher and tougher to tell lately.

Yup.

Is that a mini-fridge sitting on the pool deck of the MGM Grand?

Yes.

Rich people get pool-fridges?

Apparently.

Damn.