- Epaulets of Distinction.
- Little Orphan Annie Decoder Pin.
- Found it in a Blimpie’s restroom.
- American flag.
- Sassy American flag.
- Dime hot-glued to coat.
- The only badge that Officer Tom is actually supposed to be wearing.
- Something something 9/11.
- Starfleet comm badge.
- Received from local Hells Angel chapter when he went down on a menstruating woman at a party.
- Hatchetman.
- Holy shit, another fucking American flag.
- Backup sheriff’s star in case the primary one is killed in the line of duty.
- Received in honor of killing his first inmate.
- Name tag.
- Ribbon, but not for AIDS. (Seriously: NOT for AIDS.)
- Shiny button his mother gave him to remind him to hate.
- HYDRA pin.
- Long Jump Champ, Camp Cuyahoga, 1973.
- If you look closely, it says “CLASSY GUY,” because that’s what he is and he’s not afraid to let you know it.
- Half-a-jellybean.
He also has a “Truckin'” pin (under the left lapel), a ticket stub from 7/19/89 in his wallet, a “Cosmic Charlie” campaign sticker, and, a leftover from a “kind veggie burrito” in the right chest pocket (he doesn’t know it’s there!).
Oh, yes – underneath, he is wearing a pre-release Brewers tee from the August 9 game.
Running out of derisive descriptors for this gang of thugs so I’ll go with deplorable.
Pig is passe but is ripe for a comback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgPD5M9AJs
Who shot j. R. —And what da fuk is #22?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Dammit, I missed one.