Of Course They’re Friends

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

“Listen, man, you really should hear ‘Ye out. He’s making a lot of sense.”

“MY BLOOD HAS DRAGONS IN IT!”

“See? Don’t you feel like your blood has dragons in it sometimes?”

No.

“I mean, not real dragons. It’s a metaphor.”

“NO! REAL DRAGONS!”

You need to get away from him, Josh. He’s gonna hype you up and give you free ugly shoes, and you’re gonna get overexcited on Twitter and praise Duterte or something.

“You cannot argue with the fact that crime is down in Manila.”

Dude, please. Pull up. This man is in a death spiral.

“If you’re in a death spiral, pulling up is the single worst thing to do.”

It was a metaphor.

“SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A METAPHOR IS AND DO NOT USE JEWISH DEFINITIONS!”

See! He’s already onto anti-Semitism.

“Well, from what happened today, you’d have to assume that anti-Semitism would be the next step.”

True. But you don’t have to be standing next to the volcano when it erupts.

“MY WIFE KIM IS VERY GOOD AT WRESTLING!”

Run, Josh.

“He’s got such interesting ideas on trousers.”

Like?

“He thinks they’re possessed by Jewish demons.”

All trousers?

“ESPECIALLY CORDUROYS!”

“Why do you want to censor his free thinking?”

I don’t. I just don’t want his free thinking to splatter on the Grateful Dead’s legacy.

ZZZZZZZZAP!

“Holy shit!”

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Wally, did you disintegrate Kanye West!?

DO NOT CALL ME THAT. AND, YES.

Why?

THE SAME REASON THAT ELVIS KARATE’D HIM: ALL-CAPS IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.

You two are very needy.

THE KING AND I HAVE MUCH IN COMMON.

Like?

WE ARE BOTH GLORIOUS.

Yeah, okay. Why didn’t you disintegrate Josh?

“Y’know, I’m standing right here.”

HE HAS NOT OFFENDED ME. AND THE DADDIES SEEM TO ENJOY HIM. HE IS MY LITTLE POTATO.

“Don’t call me that.”

HELLO, LITTLE POTATO.

“Seriously, stop that.”

zhveeeeEEEEEEE

“What was that sound?”

DISINTEGRATION RAY WARMING UP.

“Little Potato it is.”

YAY.