Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Holding up a democracy-related sign. It’s, like, half my day lately. I work out, enjoy a minty chaw, play a theater somewhere in America, leave my body six or seven times, and I hold up signs telling young folks to vote.”

The perils of elder statesmanship. You’re not suggesting that anyone actually vote for the Green Party, though, are you?

“In a perfect world, I would be. Or, uh, even in a slightly less terrifying one than what we got now. Probably everybody should just vote Democrat this time. This sign more refers to the concept that you should vote for the weed-friendly candidate. Or, uh, legalization initiatives. Referenda, that sort of thing.”

Nice pluralizing.

“Thankee. So, uh, what’s going on with the Guns and the Alex and the Slippy?”

Axl and Slash.

“Yeah, them. Heavy mental guys. Aggressive trousers.”

I’m off on another tangent.

“Be safe.”

Thanks, Bobby.