• Someone remind Billy that precisely none of the Four Questions is “Mind if I stick it in ya for a while?”
  • Who ordered the bacon-and-shrimp pizza with extra cheese? Do you realize how wrong you got that?
  • It’s not the gift holiday, Bobby.
  • Please stop using matzoh as ninja stars.
  • Speaking of matzoh: don’t eat any, Garcia. Between that and the Persian, you’ll never make another doodie.
  • Well, the Maneschevitz is kind of red whiskey, if you think about it aaaaand Phil drank all the Maneschevitz. Please don’t let him vomit in here: Maneschivitz vomit stains down to the Earth’s mantle.
  • No, Phil, “chopped liver” isn’t a euphemism, it’s actually made of aaaaaand Phil ate all the chopped liver.
  • It’s not the fasting holiday, Bobby. We’re seated at a dinner table with freshly-prepared food in front of us.
  • Brent, go back to the kid’s table.
  • These bitter herbs are dank as fuck, yo.
  • We should get some bitter coke, too. Call your guy.
  • It is also not the candle holiday, Bobby. Partially because the candle holiday is the same as the gift holiday. Which it remains not.
  • Nor is it Mickey’s birthday, Bobby. Mickey’s birthday is not a Jewish holiday. Stop asking me silly questions.
  • Stop crying, Bobby.
  • Bobby: stop crying.
  • …
  • Go to the children’s table, Bobby.