- No, Mr. Owsley, you cannot examine the communication system.
- Billy just punched an usher in the dick.
- Someone go down to the Situation Room and let Keith out.
- I don’t know how he got in there in the first place, let alone lock himself in; just go get him.
- Then wake him up: just get him out of there!
- Carpet-cleaners to the Situation Room.
- Do you smell smoke?
- All the Grateful Deads need to stop calling the president “President Branford;” it’s just incredibly inappropriate.
- “President Oteil” is just as bad, Billy.
- Why is there 8 tons of gear in the Map Room?
- Whoever it was that ordered pizza: the delivery boy just ran off with the CIA Daily Briefing.
- No, Bobby: State Dinners aren’t when the president has ribs with all the governors.
- Billy just punched the social secretary in the dick.
- Flotus has asked for Pigpen to be kept away from her.
- You dosed the Secret Service? I dosed the Secret Service. Jesus, how many people dosed the Secret Service? We should go check on them.
- A burning smell; no one else smells that?
- Lenny Hart has stolen the nuclear football.
- Someone needs to tell Mickey taking his dick out under the Lyndon Johnson’s portrait while screaming, “EL BEEJAY!” at female passers-by is just not gonna work.
- Because besides it being the White House, it’s an office; you just can’t have drummers taking their dicks out.
- No, he can’t keep screaming if he puts his dick away; every part of what he’s doing is unacceptable.
- Billy just punched White House communications director C.J. Cregg in the dick.
- The road crew found the secret tunnels, and now they’re racing dirt-bikes.
- Why are there people selling burritos in the Rose Garden?
- Flotus has asked for John Mayer to be kept away from the First Daughters.
- How did Katy Perry get in here?
- Like the Treaty Room is on fire: I’m the only one who smells that?
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