Where you going?
“Getting that meatloaf sandwich.”
You’re obsessed.
“I’m hungry.”
How did Brent do?
“Who?”
Brent. Your new keyboard player. This is his first show.
“It is? I thought Donna called in sick.”
No.
“How about that? I’m sure he did great. When have we ever hired the wrong keyboardist?”
40% of the time.
“Close enough for rock and roll, right?”
Kinda.
“Now stop bothering me. Sandwich time.”
Okay.
Now I want a meatloaf sandwich and I’ve been vegetarian for over 20 years.