I cannot complain about the lightning bolts of agony shooting out from my lower back; I should have known better than to bend over and tie my shoes.
What could I have been thinking?
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take care of your vessel friend. get yourself some slip-ons. a gusseted congress gaiter. sammy davis jr-like.
I would give you some of my youth and vitality, but I feel like an 80 year old war vet rn bc of water polo so yer outta luck
Sounds like the joys of the sciatic nerve, welcome to middle age Totd
I’M IN MY GODDAMNED PRIME.
Doesn’t sound like it…
If I could stand or move, I’d teach you some manners, you whippysnapper.
Ain’t you Goofy at Disneyworld or some shit? Gotta be standing, go get them gainz, son
My apologies, i’ve crested that hill and its steep on this side..