Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?
“My job. Some of us have them, layabout.”
Are you using a penny as a pick?
“There are no guitar picks in Holland in 1981.”
Oh, right. This is the Oops Concert. You guys really did show up with no gear, huh?
“I didn’t even remember my glasses. The whole country is just a watery blur. Might as well be in Venice.”
Quick question.
“Is it stupid? Almost all of your questions are stupid as shit.”
It’s not stupid.
“I’ll be the judge.”
Are you hairier than you are sweaty, or sweatier than you are hairy?
“Yeah, like I said: stupid as shit.”
Mickey yoink that shirt for you?
“I was gonna grab it, but it gives him such joy.”
You’re a good friend.
“Go away.”
His basses had to be refinished so many times due to all that sweat.