“Who is Salt Bae?”
What?
“Salt Bae. He’s a meme. And what the hell’s a meme? Who is Salt Bae, and what’s a meme? Answer my questions.”
Are you looking at Buzzfeed again?
“I like taking the quizzes. Do you know they can tell what Marvel hero I have a crush on from my pastry choices?”
Yeah, the material’s getting thinner and thinner over there.
“I chose a bear claw, so apparently I have a crush on Hawkeye.
Hawkeye?
“Right? No one has a crush on Hawkeye.”
No one sane. Why didn’t you go to Sundance to see the movie premiere?
“Too cold.”
…
And?
“No ‘and.’ I don’t want to go anywhere too cold any more, and I’m just not going to.”
I respect that.
“I don’t give a shit.”
I respect that, too.
The pic is sideways. You’re either too high or not high enough.
YOU’RE TOO HIGH
Channeling Maggie again?
Where is the Swags anyway?
Swags is like 17 now..
Like a good 17 year old neither she or anyone likely knows who whereabouts.
“her whereabouts”