Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Philia

“Hey, Billy?”

“Yeah, Mick?”

“If you could measure love, would you do it with a scale or a ruler?”

“What kind of love we talking about here? Agape? Storge? Eros? You definitely measure eros with a ruler. Eros is the boner-love. You measure boners with rulers, I know that.”

“No question.”

“An argument  could be made that boners are weightless.”

“A good one. Weight has to do with gravity, and boners say ‘No, thank you’ to gravity.”

“Right. I mean, it’s still got mass.”

“Sure.”

“But no weight.”

“Far out, man.”

3 Comments

  1. mikemj

    Great post. Had I read something like this in 6th grade I might have been inspired to become a physicist.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    Placing all that equipment on stage, so it could all be played, was a a real logistics nightmare at some venues.

    • Cube

      Luckily they had the best in the business . . .

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