- I’m gonna tackle that fancy fuck.
- Son of a bitch.
- Son of a whore.
- Son of a goat.
- Deez nuts.
- Well, golly: I hope nothing bad happens to the president while he’s here, but who can tell the future?”
- I’m gonna shove an electromagnet up his ass and push him into a sword shop.
- Dicks out for Harambe.
- Obama’s uncle is the most affordable pricksuck in Duluth.
- Commander in chief? More like Commander of my foreign dickcheese.
Probably called him a yella-belly for not standing up to the US persecution of the Mambog tree.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/please-do-not-make-kratom-schedule-i-substance
Ahhhh … you should have wrote for Letterman. deeeeeeez nuts … juss never gets old.