Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Playing In The Parkland

Wait, are we back to rubbing black peoples’ heads for luck? Because I was told that move had been sent to the Problem Attic.

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Luckily, there were enough kids there to help Bobby up.

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Step away from the teenagers, Josh.

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Is the longhair in the center of the pic wearing a Pigpen shirt? Good for you, longhair.

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“Hey, Weir.”

“Yeah, Mick?”

“We should go visit more victims of school shootings.”

“Mick, do you, uh, just want to yoink the shirts?”

“Noooooo.”

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Parkland’s about 25 minutes from me. It’s Short Hills, NJ, or Gross Pointe, MI, or Beverly Hills. Athletes and CEO’s live there. Horse people live there. In short: Deadhead country. Half these kids probably have better weed connections than you do.

7 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Kids !!!
    Weed !!!

    Geezus Christ..

    Get out of my yard, and take your vape pens and your sour-diesel-burberry dab-shatter edible gummy bears, double bubbler, bullshit with you.

  2. ReadingDoonesbury

    This is literally the equivalent of sending the surviving members of the Glen Miller Orchestra to visit my high school in my graduating year (1984) and thinking that somehow it would be culturally relevant to the kids.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      THE KID’S WEARING A PIGPEN SHIRT!

      • ReadingDoonesbury

        He’s trolling you. Pigpen would be older and more embarrassing than his own grandfather.

        • Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

          Don’t forget “Grateful Dad”.

  3. NoThoughtsOnDead

    I don’t really know my niece (daughter of brother-in-law), but you are completely right about the socio-economic status of the families living there. She would’ve been a freshman at MSD High, except they decided she’d be happier in a private school. Obviously, not every kid is gonna be a Deadhead… but some young people do, indeed, like this out-of-the-mainstream music. Certainly neither b-o-l or s-o-l are remotely fond of the Dead, and that’s a recommendation right there!

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