CELL PHONE NOISE
CELL PHONE NOISE
“Weir here.”
“Bobby, I lost her.”
“Who’s this?”
“It’s John.”
…
“John Mayer.”
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“Oh, fine: Josh Meyers.”
“Hey, Josh. Great tour, huh. Found a lot of bliss.”
“Sure did, Bob. Listen: I’ve lost Katy Perry.”
“Check your other pants?”
“She’s not car keys, man. She’s a human being that–need I remind you–all of you people old enough to know better dosed quite heavily, setting off a chain reaction winding through a number of continents and featuring a rogue chemist.”
“Doctor Gary?”
…
“You’re gonna help me find her, Bob.”
“Yeah, okay. Been in the house for a week now and I’m nuts. Can we go on tour while we’re looking for her?
“I’ll pick you up in ten minutes.”
“You’re driving?”
“I’m driving.”
he should have a SpacePhone in his gitfiddle. that would be cool.