- Tickling until tears and vomit.
- Have to choose peas and carrots as your side dish for every meal thereafter, even if you really want fries.
- Vaginal confiscation.
- Six months hard labor building the wall along the Southern border.
- Trump Water®boarding.
- Stoning. (And not the kind that many Enthusiasts are inflicting upon themselves as we speak: the shitty kind.)
- Headshaving in the public square.
- Asshole sewn closed, fed and fed and fed and fed.
- Perhaps some sort of marking on their clothing; it should be in a bright and noticeable color, I suppose.
- Seven Minutes in Heaven with an enraged baboon.
- Locked in a refrigerator like Punky Brewster.
- Placed in a shopping cart and pushed down a big hill.
- If a woman has an abortion, then every time she gets in an elevator thereafter, a kid will press all the buttons.
- Chain gang.
- What if a man just called her a whore and punched her for a while?
- Twitter sicced on her.
- Forced to become a Mets fan.
- Stabbed to death to preserve the family’s honor.
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Most disturbing Punky Brewster episode evar.
Why do we need to wait for Allfather? Cram this shit thru, and tie it to appropriations somehow…