- Fourth branch of government.
- Instructions for Parcheesi.
- Map to Benjamin Franklin’s gold.
- Map to Aretha Franklin’s house.
- Warning not to let Florida become a state.
- Ruling on whether it’s pronounced “gif” or “gif.”
- Crossword puzzle.
- Official declaration that Tuesdays are for tacos.
- Plain-language explanation of the Second Amendment that would have cleared so many things up.
- George Washington dick pics.
- Non-aggression pact with the three alien species (Cat People of the Felis Empire, Vogons, Space Canadians) who helped write the Constitution and later interbreeded with many of the Founding Fathers.
- Donor Rap.
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How is it pronounced? I go with G-I-F because I have no clue…
I have two expert opinions:
Cookie Monster
https://giant.gfycat.com/FrightenedAntiqueEuropeanfiresalamander.gif
and the guy who invented the GIF accepting his lifetime award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtKxsuGvko
Nice, I had no idea.
You know you’re my guy.
You know I respect your opinion.
It pains me to see you going down this dark path of incorrect pronunciation. The G is short for Graphic.
And Cookie Monster can no longer be trusted. Not since that “cookies are a sometimes food” bullshit. He’s a shill for Michelle Obama and her broccoli Nazis.