WHEREAS the blacks are completely out of control, rioting, looting, burning down Wendy’s even though Wendy’s has the most beautiful fries, even when they get a little cold. McDonald’s fries have to be right out of the thing, with the basket, the kid dips ’em in and lifts ’em out, and then there’s the salt. Gotta eat those right away, but you can let Wendy’s fries sit, unless blacks burn the place down, which we can’t allow; and,

WHEREAS the cops have to crack some skulls now and then, otherwise you have chaos and no one wants chaos except antifa and maybe the very, very socialist Supreme Court, who are maybe antifa now, too. Infiltrated? You put on those robes and no one knows who you are; and,

WHEREAS the choking is a bit much, but sometimes you have to choke. A lot of the times, our beautiful cops who are so very strong have to deal with the worst kind of blacks, and then you have to choke. No one wants to choke, but you have to. Sleepy Joe Biden will say eight minutes of choking is too much, but he doesn’t understand how bad some of these blacks are; and,

WHEREAS I cured AIDS; and,

WHEREAS now they want to get rid of Aunt Jemima! You can’t win with these blacks! They hate statues, they hate the flag, they want dry pancakes. This is why sometimes you have to choke; and,

WHEREAS motorcycle cops have some of the most spectacular uniforms on the planet. The boots are such tremendous boots, and we won’t do anything to change that, and anyone who kneels in cop boots should be thrown out of the NFL; and,

WHEREAS ramps are now illegal; and,

WHEREAS the blacks and antifa in Seattle have 24 hours to give back our wonderful police precinct, where so many great things happen, or I will send in the Navy to dominate the entire city; and,

WHEREAS Americans love law and order, and I am the law and order president, so we have to have law and order. Some people like law better, in terms of preference. Others go with order. Both are great. You need both, like salt and pepper. Law and order, salt and pepper, bing bang boom.

IT IS SO ORDERED.