Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?
“What does it look like, dickcheese?”
Socially distanced web concert?
“See? You’re not a complete moron. Just mostly.”
How you doing with the quarantine?
“Not great. Ate our last Busboy last night.”
You’ve been eating the Busboys?
“That’s what they’re for. It’s like how sailors used to carry upside-down turtles on deck with them.”
What do they taste like?
“I expected spicier, to be honest. They’re from spicy places.”
“Dad, can I have another Pablo Sandwich?”
“YOU’RE EATING US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME, GRAHAME!”
“Sorry, Dad.”
Nice Amp setup precarious.