Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Private Eyes Of The World*

“The problem with you fellas was that you didn’t give the kids stuff to draw on their desks.”

“What?”

“Did Hall & Oates even have a logo?”

“I don’t think so.”

“That’s what I’m talking about. What are your fans gonna doodle on their math books if you don’t have a logo? You, uh, should have called us up. We had a dozen. Could’ve sold you one or something.”

“Our fans were a little older than the Dead’s.”

“Juniors?”

“No, Bob.”

“Ah. Seniors.”

“Grown-ups.”

“Oh, you don’t want those. Adults have bills and responsibilities. You want an audience to follow you around all summer throwing cash at you, get some teenagers.”

“Maybe next time.”

“Did, uh, you know that ‘Oates’ rhymes with ‘votes?'”

“I did.”

“Check out my voting jacket.”

“Wow.”

“She’s pretty sweet. Pockets everywhere.”

 

*I was between this one and I Can’t Go For That’s It For The Other One. Right choice?

7 Comments

  1. Dreamflower127

    Definitely the right choice.

  2. Paula

    Right choice, but now i wanna read the other.

  3. JES

    Method of Modern Lovelight . . . .

    You Make My Drums > Space . . . .

  4. mikemj

    That’s It for the Other One on One

  5. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    Candy Maneater

  6. RYan Dornan

    Maneater Smart, Woman Smarter?
    S(he’s) Gone…naw, you the right choice.

  7. Luther Von Baconson

    Aiko Go for That (Aiko Can Do)

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