Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Q And A With B And B

billy and benjy at peach“HOTCHIE MOTCHIE! Where am I? What the fuck?”

“Billy?

“Benjy? I killed you. Where am I?”

“The Peach Festival.”

“Georgia?”

“Scranton, Pennsylvania.”

…

“That makes no sense.”

“No, but the check cleared.”

“Oh, thank God.”

“Did you maybe blackout a little bit?”

“Maybe a little bit, yeah.”

“We’ve been doing a Q-and-A for forty minutes. You know that, right?”

…

“What’s the last thing you remember?”

“Chicago.”

“Dammit.”

“Anything happened in between then and now?”

“Three or four of these sunshine, drug, and outdoor-pooping jamborees.”

“Did Woody Hayes sit in?”

“Obviously.”

“What else?”

“Joined a new band.”

“I did?”

“Kinda.”

“We sell out?”

“Two nights at the Garden.”

“I’m awesome.”

…

“You wanna know who’s in the band?”

“Doesn’t matter.”

“Doesn’t seem to.”

…

“There a blonde behind me?”

“How’d you know that?”

“Because I’m a Grateful motherfucking Dead, that’s why.”

“Okay.”

“Shit like that is why you get murdered so much.”

…

“Scranton?”

“Just outside.”

“Jesus. The only reason more people living here don’t kill themselves is lack of ambition.”

“Scrapple.”

“Yeah, okay.”

49 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    Holy shit

    • maggiemay

      Title’s got me feeling some type of way #crying

      • garretc

        I’ve never felt any desire to find out what the fuck scrapple actually is. I feel like knowing would ruing the magic.

      • garretc

        I hit the wrong “REPLY” button, shucks.

      • spencer

        You don’t want to know Garrett. Don’t kill the unicorn

      • spencer

        Sculpting with scrapple always cheers me up Maggs

      • maggiemay

        LOL SPENCER

  2. Boogaloo

    I can never find any of these book signings on utube, but I did see this.

    Giddy the fuck up Benoit!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaFQZBnGS6k

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Wait: is that him?

      • Boogaloo

        I think so, but more research is needed.

      • maggiemay

        It’s def him the tool-ness is prevalent

      • maggiemay

        You forgot the “young lady” at the end.

        • thoughtsonthedead

          It was implied. You recognized that it was there and, in bringing it up, have shown very little savoir faire.

          Also: John Popper says hi. We’re best friends now

          • maggiemay

            OMFG UR GONNA TELL ME THAT I HAVE VERY LITTLE SAVOIR FAIRE???????? U WRITE A BLOG ABT FICTIONAL CONVOS U HAVE W OLD ROCK STARZ AND SK8R JEWS

          • thoughtsonthedead

            And, yet : I have savoir faire.

          • maggiemay

            i hate u

          • maggiemay

            im sorry. i havent eaten all day

        • maggiemay

          Spencer.
          This is art. You have compared TotD to Guy Fieri. You have presented us with a photo of Guy AND John and I don’t think that anyone could ever feel sad laying their eyes upon this image. Thank you for your contribution to this world. Thank you.

      • spencer

        http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qKbZW8uJG6o/hqdefault.jpg

    • maggiemay

      Im liking this video and adding it to my favorites and posting it on fb everyone in the entire world needs 2 see this

  3. August West

    Benjy will sign your book by sitting on it. hahaha
    https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5664/20044851583_3acd8412f8_z.jpg

  4. spencer

    I thought he spelled it Ben Wa?

  5. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    looks like buddy’s shower was interrupted

  6. spencer

    Love what you’ve done with your hair ToTD! I got your back Maggs

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