Random Responses From Steve Parish’s Reddit AMA

• Keith’s was the biggest, but Ramrod got that name for a reason.
• Nah, fuck expiration dates; that’s just Big Dairy trying to squeeze an extra dollar out of you.
• We don’t speak any more.
• Wally knows what he did.
• One finger is cool, but any more than that and you’re gay.
• Gropius? Fuckin’ Gropius? Gropius couldn’t wipe Mies van der Rohe’s ass after Taco Tuesday.
• Okay, yeah, I’ll give you the couch; Gropius could design the fuck out of a couch.
• I’m talking big picture here, man.
• I never punched anyone, cuz you could break your knuckle on someone’s jaw real easy, man; what I did was the old-school Bunny Foo Foo head bop: closed fist WHOMP right on the crown of the skull.
• On tour, we used to hide a toy in the cereal box for Bobby to find, because he’d be a nightmare all day if he didn’t.
• We were brothers, man, we were brothers and one of the things about being a brother is treating your sisters like shit.
• Of course I would ride a unicorn, man.
• There was nothing underneath Brent’s beard.
• Just a void.
• If you stared into it for more than a second, you’d wander around fucked-up for a week or so.
• Number one rule to being a roadie is to wear a vest; after that, you know, you gotta set the equipment up and whatever.
• I never saw TC naked, but he offered quite a bit.

Go check it out, unless you’re allergic to Reddit, which is an excellent choice.