“Seeing this new chick.”

“Yeah?”

“Yuh-huh. She’s just like a rainbow.”

“How so?”

“She combs her hair.”

…

“And?”

“That’s it. She combs her hair, which makes her rainbowesque.”

“All women comb their hair.”

“Not bald chicks.”

“Well, no, obviously not bald chicks. But, like, 99% of women comb their hair.”

“Not like my girl does. She picks up that comb and BAM rainbow.”

“That makes no sense.”

“Jealous.”

“No.”

“You can’t stand that I’m happy.”

“That’s not it.”

“SHE COMBS HER HAIR AND SHE IS SPECTRAL!”

“‘Spectral’ does not mean ‘relating to a spectrum.’ It means–”

MULTIPLE STABBING NOISES!

…

“She’s also my little rock and roll.”

“Is she…cough…a rainbow, or is she–”

YET MORE STABBING NOISES!