Rejected Locations For Warren Zevon’s Werewolfs

New London, Connecticut.
Sheboygan.
Walla Walla.
Ouagadougou.
Assorted other comedically-named locales.
The N&Q line. (Too New York.)
Pink’s hot dog stand on La Brea. (Too LA.)
Werewolfville. (Too stupid.)
The DMV. (Actually, werewolfs at the DMV is a fine topic for a song. Lot of ways you could go with it: do they work there, or are they registering a used Saturn? Do werewolfs need two pictures on their licenses? One as a wereperson and then as a werewolf? Someone take this idea and write a rock opera about it, please. I don’t need to be paid, I just want tickets to see it.)
The Wild West. (There’s just too much going on.)
Saturn. (Too Sci-Fi, plus Saturn has 61 moons. Werewolfs should not go to Saturn.)
A bit outside London, not London proper at all, but if a non-British person asks, the werewolfs just say London to make things easier. (Too suburban.)

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Tor Haxson

February 26, 2016 at 12:30 am

Cleveland

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