Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Remembrance Of Drumz Past

“Hey, Mick, you remember when it was just two drum kits and we had to share a microphone?”

“Not really, no.”

“Okay. You remember when we put the Beast together and Phil threw a hissy fit?”

“Oh, that sounds fun. But I don’t remember that.”

“What about your children? Do you remember your children?”

“Just gimme a little clue. How many are there?”

“Two? Three?”

“Do any of them ambush pizza delivery guys and make the food cold?”

“That’s the Noid, Mickey.”

“Then I do not recall any of my children.”

“What’s the last thing you remember, Mick?”

“Asking you if my children ambush pizza delivery guys.”

“Just play your drums, buddy.”

“I love drums.”

1 Comment

  1. Paula

    Early Beast experiments killed off the remaining glial cells.

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