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Republican Defenses Of Brett Kavanaugh

  • Was rape even illegal in the 80’s?
  • It wasn’t Brett Kavanaugh; it was Bret Cavanaugh.
  • Rape shmape.
  • We don’t want to have to talk Basketball Head into another nominee, so let’s just get this over with.
  • Hey, you got the Captain Marvel movie; what more do you harridans want?
  • Clarence Thomas has no one to talk to.
  • The guy just looks like a Supreme Court Justice, doesn’t he?
  • If she didn’t want to be raped, then why did she have a vagina?
  • No penetraysh, brah.
  • Gotta have penetraysh to be rape, brah.
  • She’d be dead if he had been a Democrat.
  • A little rape is good for your immune system.
  • Crisis actor in a sim-suit.
  • She wasn’t hot enough to rape.

1 Comment

  1. Dave Froth

    I had to look up harridan.

    A strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.

    Now I must work it in to a conversation in some breezy fashion.

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