- There’s never been anything good with the initials IRA, and that includes noted disaster-movie director Irwin Allen, whose middle name was Reaganesque.
- Even the Russians didn’t give a shit about Evan McMullin.
- No party was charged with collusion, possibly because “collusion” isn’t the name of a crime.
- You may or may not have run an errand for Vladimir Putin last year; there’s no way to be sure.
- You may or may not be a Russian troll pretending to be an Enthusiast; there’s no way to be sure.
- I may or may not be–
- Stop it.
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN THE BULLET POINTS! THIS IS MY ME-PLACE.
- Stop all of this.
- Wouldn’t it be great if I really were a Russian trollbot all along?
- Like, I meant to tap the Deadhead niche and created the site to give myself some credibility, but I just got into it and forgot to sow dissension?
- “Comrade TotDski, have you organized protest and counter-protest in Baton Rouge yet?”
- “I haven’t. I’ve actually been working on a novel.”
- I think that would be a great twist.
- It would be.
- ARE YOU STILL HERE?
- You don’t own the bullet points. I can go wherever I want. You’re not the boss of me.
- I absolutely am. I am the dominant voice. I stand up straight and you lean like a drunkard. Therefore, I win.
- Ableist.
- May I continue?
- Yes.
- Once again, the FBI has failed us, as it did nothing about reports of Russians standing on San Francisco street corners asking passersby for directions to “the nuclear wessels.”
- It cannot be overstated how complicit and responsible Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube are for this.
- And Google.
- If Tumblr is still a thing, then Tumblr, too.
- I don’t know how much blame to put on Instagram.
- Instagram is just bikini girls and food and John Mayer.
- Fuck it, better safe than sorry: Instagram is on the list.
- It will come as no shock that one of the states Russia targeted for special attention was Florida; the places share a lunatic bond; one of their dash-cam videos could have easily been filmed in Pompano Beach.
- Here’s the 2020 Democratic candidate’s campaign slogan: “I will sever the cable that connects Russia to the internet with a great big hatchet.”
- That’s a landslide right there.
- Medicare for all, legalized pot, fuck Russia.
- BOOM you just won the presidency.
- Also important for a Dem to run in ’20 is “not a demon slaphead made of nightmare-shit.”
- Nightmare-shit is when you have a nightmare so scary that you shit yourself.
- It is a rare shit.
- And that is what Donald Trump is made out of.
- I have been told he employs a small army of goblins to go bedroom-to-bedroom collecting what they call “dough for the master.”
- Sneak into your window, throw a dracula or two into your dreams, PPLFT you shit yourself in terror, and the goblins scoop it up and bring it back to the White House so they can re-sculpt our president every morning.
- I have been told that by many, many people.
- Many people are talking about it.
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If one were thinking about creating a choogly-type band that performed original songs based on Dostoyevsky novels, one would be hard pressed to find a better name for one’s band than “Comrade ToTDski.”
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