
“I’m widing me motorcycle, I am.”
Hey, Mick. What are you doing here?
“I told you. Widing me motorcycle. I’m a webel.”
You should be wearing a helmet.
“A helmet? How absurd. You’re absurd. Bianca, tell him he’s absurd.”
“I do not care about zis person.”
“I don’t fink Bianca wikes you.”
Can I stop talking to both of you?
“I fought you were gonna talk about me band.”
Soon. I got books coming from Amazon.
“Keef wrote a book. Said I had giant goolies. Talked about me goolies in his wittle book. Absurd.”
“Yes, Meeeeeck. Is absurd.”
Where the hell is she from, anyway?
“No idea. I met her at an opera orgy.”
What the hell is an opera orgy?
“It’s very decadent.”
Sounds it. Can I go?
“I lost a button on me trousers.”
I don’t care.
“You don’t want me trousers to fall down, do you?”
I’m leaving.
…
“Hewwo?”
…
“Ridiculous person?”
“I zink he left, Meeeeeck.”
“He was boring, anyway.”

Dude look on micks instagram
He’s posted a recent picture of himself on a motorbike XD spooky
Just like this one only more jaggery like
Nice bike kid, c’n I try?
“Not awwowed to wend. Mummy said……..she does.”