Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rolling, Stone

“I’m widing me motorcycle, I am.”

Hey, Mick. What are you doing here?

“I told you. Widing me motorcycle. I’m a webel.”

You should be wearing a helmet.

“A helmet? How absurd. You’re absurd. Bianca, tell him he’s absurd.”

“I do not care about zis person.”

“I don’t fink Bianca wikes you.”

Can I stop talking to both of you?

“I fought you were gonna talk about me band.”

Soon. I got books coming from Amazon.

“Keef wrote a book. Said I had giant goolies. Talked about me goolies in his wittle book. Absurd.”

“Yes, Meeeeeck. Is absurd.”

Where the hell is she from, anyway?

“No idea. I met her at an opera orgy.”

What the hell is an opera orgy?

“It’s very decadent.”

Sounds it. Can I go?

“I lost a button on me trousers.”

I don’t care.

“You don’t want me trousers to fall down, do you?”

I’m leaving.

“Hewwo?”

“Ridiculous person?”

“I zink he left, Meeeeeck.”

“He was boring, anyway.”

2 Comments

  1. Dick Scratcher

    Dude look on micks instagram
    He’s posted a recent picture of himself on a motorbike XD spooky
    Just like this one only more jaggery like

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    Nice bike kid, c’n I try?

    “Not awwowed to wend. Mummy said……..she does.”

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