Said Bobby To A Girl Child, What Would You Like Most To Get?

Can you adopt me?

“Absolutely not. One’s all I can handle.”

You have two daughters, Bobby.

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“Yes. Yes, I do. There’s this one and, uh, Lilly Saint.”

No, Bobby. Your other daughter is not named Lilly Saint Weir.

“Should’ve been.”

Oh, I agree. But I think it’s Chl–

“Chlorophyll!”

–oe. Chloe.

“Sounds very familiar. If I’m honest, that’s one of the things that my wife–”

Natasha Monster.

“–handles. It’s a partnership, marriage. She remembers stuff, and I buy all the sports cars.”

That’s fair. I’ve said it before, but: your kids are having a much different childhood than you did.

“Oh, yeah. This is a step up from a semi-stolen Ford Cortina.”

Little bit. God bless the child.

“She’s got her own.”