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Saint Of Pomp And Circumstance

Hey, Bobby. Chloe graduated, huh?

“Is this one Chloe?”

Yes.

“Then, uh: yeah. Real proud of her. Learned the Three R’s.”

Readin’, ‘ritin’, and ‘rithmetic?

“Ridin’, ropin’, and roustaboutin’. Don’t forget: she’s half-cowboy.”

Cowboy isn’t an ethnicity, Bobby.

“No, but it’ll tire ya out.”

I guess. What are you wearing?

“This is my graduation toppermost. Specially made. Got a pocket just for diplomas. And, of course, a separate pocket for Garcia’s stash.”

You gotta stop carrying that around.

“A Weir sees the job through.”

Sure. Tell Chloe “congratulations.”

“My family doesn’t like it when I talk about you. They find this whole universe a bit upsetting.”

Smart folks.

“Graduates!”

There ya go.

2 Comments

  1. Bob Becker

    Does Natasha have six toes? Asking for a friend.

  2. Jim Spies

    Thank you.

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